As usual, alarm clock went crazy at 7 in the morning and after seven pull-ups(7th attempt of hitting the snooze button) I finally decided to break up with the inside of my eye-lids just to discover that my alarm clock was LOL (LAUGHING OUT LOUD) at me until I realized that it was turned upside down and it was 7:07 AM.
As I reached to set it straight, I discovered a coffee mug on my table. I wondered its presence as I was home-alone. So I decided to put it in kitchen first. As I picked it up, I accidentaly knocked the Bisleri by its side and water got spilled on the floor. "Damn!" I said and finally decided to get-up from my bed. As I stepped down, I fell due to the spilled water on the floor. The fall affected the back-pain I had from past days , so I decided to take the pills. Ironically, It was quite unwise of me to put the back-pain meds at the bottom shelf.I thereupon saw my laptop was bleeding red and pleading me so that I would make it bleed blue. (You know if there was ever a porn-world for dell laptops, my DELL would love it anal style as there’s always a charger stuffed up in its arse).So I decided to charge it but before that my eyes fell upon the TV remote. I realize that tonight when I will go watch TV, I’ll be looking for the remote but I won’t remember that it’s on the table so I decided to put it where it belongs but before that I had to charge my laptop to check my e-mails later. As I further approached, electricity went off.
Then I noticed the coffee mug still there so I decided to make some coffee. I took the mug and rushed to the kitchen and made coffee. Before I could take a sip, I noticed my reading glasses at the top of the refrigerator that I have been searching for last two days. I left the mug and decided to better put the glasses in my desk. On my way to reach the desk, I saw my book at the dining table. I thought if parents might suddenly bust in the house, atleast I should take my book in hand and pretend to read so I left the glasses there and carried the book to keep it in my room. As I reached my room, I saw the tumbled water still on the floor. In danger of likely to fell again I left the book and went to kitchen to get some towels and wipe up the spill. After that, as I was wondering what was I doing, my eyes captured the bike-keys laying on the chair. “Oops” I said. “Darn it. I was supposed to wash the bike due to the Roadrash driving in the mud last night.” Electricity was back by then so I switched ON the motor and went outside deciding to wash my bike. As I headed towards the porch, I saw a mail dropped in the mail-box. I quickly left and rushed to get the mail as I was expecting my admit card for an entrance examination and there it was. So I went inside to put it in safe place. Then I headed down the drawing-hall trying to recall what was I planning to do.
At the end of the day: My bike isn’t washed. My laptop is dead. I didn’t take my meds for back-pain. I can’t find the remote. I can’t find the glasses. I can’t find my emergency-book. Motor is still on. There’s a cold coffee mug in the kitchen.I don’t remember what I did to the bike-keys.
I realized I had a damn busy day and tried to take a nap. As I lied down, my alarm-clock was still LAUGHING OUT LOUD at me (7:07 PM).
[EDITED] At the end of the day: Alarm clock was still upside down!
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