Monday, August 22, 2011

ERROR 707



    As usual, alarm clock went crazy at 7 in the morning and after seven pull-ups(7th attempt of hitting the snooze button) I finally decided to break up with the inside of my eye-lids just to discover that my alarm clock was LOL (LAUGHING OUT LOUD) at me until I realized that it was turned upside down and it was 7:07 AM.

              As I reached to set it straight, I discovered a coffee mug on my table. I wondered its presence as I was home-alone. So I decided to put it in kitchen first. As I picked it up, I accidentaly knocked the Bisleri by its side and water got spilled on the floor. "Damn!" I said and finally decided to get-up from my bed. As I stepped down, I fell due to the spilled water on the floor. The fall affected the back-pain I had from past days , so I decided to take the pills. Ironically, It was quite unwise of me to put the back-pain meds at the bottom shelf.I thereupon saw my laptop was bleeding red and pleading me so that I would make it bleed blue. (You know if there was ever a porn-world for dell laptops, my DELL would love it anal style as there’s always a charger stuffed up in its arse).So I decided to charge it but before that my eyes fell upon the TV remote. I realize that tonight when I  will go watch TV, I’ll be looking for the remote but I won’t remember that it’s on the table so I decided to put it where it belongs but before that I had to charge my laptop to check my e-mails later. As I further approached, electricity went off.
            Then I noticed the coffee mug still there so I decided to make some coffee. I took the mug and rushed to the kitchen and made coffee. Before I could take a sip, I noticed my reading glasses at the top of the refrigerator that I have been searching for last two days. I left the mug and decided to better put the glasses in my desk. On my way to reach the desk, I saw my book at the dining table. I thought if parents might suddenly bust in the house, atleast I should take my book in hand and pretend to read so I left the glasses there and carried the book to keep it in my room. As I reached my room, I saw the tumbled water still on the floor. In danger of likely to fell again I left the book and went to kitchen to get some towels and wipe up the spill. After that, as I was wondering what was I doing, my eyes captured the bike-keys laying  on the chair. “Oops” I said. “Darn it. I was supposed to wash the bike due to the Roadrash driving in the mud last night.” Electricity was back by then so I switched ON the motor and went outside deciding to wash my bike. As I headed towards the porch,  I saw a mail dropped in the mail-box. I quickly left and rushed to get the mail as I was expecting my admit card for an entrance examination and there it was. So I went inside to put it in safe place. Then I headed down the drawing-hall trying to recall what was I planning to do.

At the end of the day: My bike isn’t washed. My laptop is dead. I didn’t take my meds for back-pain. I can’t find the remote. I can’t find the glasses. I can’t find my emergency-book. Motor is still on. There’s a cold coffee mug in the kitchen.I don’t remember what I did to the bike-keys.
I realized I had a damn busy day and tried to take a nap. As I lied down, my alarm-clock was still LAUGHING OUT LOUD at me (7:07 PM).

[EDITED] At the end of the day: Alarm clock was still upside down!

PS: Do me a favor! Share it to all your friends because I don’t know where the heck did I shared this.

15 comments:

  1. hahaha....it was so fun to read....LOL..LOL..LOL!
    *I found it my own story...fantastically written...nice:)

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  2. nice............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at the end of the day nothing happens...

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  3. hahaha... gud 1... :)
    frm whr do u get such ideas ya? :)
    fun reading.... keep writing... :)

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  4. now that was a rib tickling post......hey nice one buddy....good goin..

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  5. Except for a little logical "ERROR 7:14" as mentioned by Raj, blog is awesome :-) L:OL

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  6. after all the effort ,, u messed up everyrhing better than it was lying earlier..
    U might have drunk hard last night..

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  7. If you guys think the post had errors! kindly refer to the name of the post! :)

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  8. Good work, Auri. Enjoyed reading this post!

    Keep up.

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  9. its grt bro......707 error is every1's error in life......somwat relatd to my own lif also......i likd it man

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  10. That was a entertaining post.
    I hope it wasn't based on real life events. lol.

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  11. I liked this :P but it sure did take me some minutes to figure out wat the pic was abt :D

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  12. I like the concept of LO:L :D
    This flawless post has described the flaws of your day.
    I enjoyed reading it.

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